I don't think we have one so I thought I'd start one
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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
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| Author: | Fogmeister [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:36 pm ] |
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I don't think we have one so I thought I'd start one ... Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side.
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| Author: | l3v1ck [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:48 pm ] |
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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine. |
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| Author: | AlunD [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:52 pm ] |
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What do you call an Englishman with his hands on the Rugby World Cup? An engraver
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| Author: | cloaked_wolf [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:32 pm ] |
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Oh, really? And just who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife." |
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| Author: | james016 [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:43 pm ] |
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A policeman is at the end of his night shift and pulls over a speeding driver after a short chase As it is very late he says to the driver It's the end of my shift so if you can give a good enough reason, I'll let you go" The driver thinks for a minute and replies "Well my wife ran off with a policeman and I though you were trying to give her back" |
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| Author: | finlay666 [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:06 pm ] |
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Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a pub To watch Wales play rugby |
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| Author: | PaulKey [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:56 pm ] | |||||||||
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Martin Johnson ! |
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| Author: | paulzolo [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:23 pm ] |
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Two fish in a tank. One says to the other “how do you drive this thing?” |
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| Author: | ProfessorF [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:47 pm ] |
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I just finished taking part in a 24 hour Scrabble marathon. Talk about a night on the tiles. |
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| Author: | TheFrenchun [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:56 pm ] |
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Why did Wally wear stripes? He didn't want to be spotted... |
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| Author: | leeds_manc [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:13 pm ] |
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I never wanted to beleive that my Dad stole from his job as a road worker, but when i got home, all the signs were there. |
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| Author: | EddArmitage [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:20 pm ] |
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What cheese do you use to hide a small horse? Mascapone. |
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| Author: | ProfessorF [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:23 pm ] |
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My girlfriend didn't believe I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove past 'er. (Better spoken than read.) |
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| Author: | steve74 [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:32 pm ] |
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When my wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face. |
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| Author: | ProfessorF [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:38 pm ] |
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How does Stephen Hawking refresh at the end of the day? F5. |
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