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E. F. Benson
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:42 am
Posts: 798
Location: land of the free, Bexhill-on-Sea
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walking down the street and someone threw a bit of cheese at me. Quick as a flash I shouted " thats mature".
I thank you.
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| Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:39 am |
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 6580
Location: Getting there
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Anyone who has ever playted Angry Birds is eyeing up that scaffolding at Dale Farm. I think the near-side corner is the weakest point. 
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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_________________Still the official cheeky one 
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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I'd go for the bomb bird myself. 
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james016
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 5:52 pm
Posts: 1899
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 Brilliant
_________________ My Flickr PageNow with added ball and chain.
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he pushed me off a roof.
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| Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:10 am |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Sick joke warning. To continue, scroll down and highlight.
Dale Farm sounds like a job for Anders Breivik. He managed to clear a campsite in less than a hour.
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| Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:16 am |
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
Posts: 6355
Location: IoW
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Continuing the sick jokes...
Apple fans will not like it.
Apple have expressed disappointment that their model of CEO only demonstrated around 70% of the battery life of it's competitors.
However, they noted that they had created one of the lightest, thinnest CEOs on the market and that they expect their newer model, Tim Cook, to display battery life similar to that of their competition.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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HeatherKay
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm
Posts: 7262
Location: Here, but not all there.
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Why won't we like it? Why does everyone think Apple fans are completely devoid of a sense of humour?  _________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
Posts: 6355
Location: IoW
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I meant the die hard variety.
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HeatherKay
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm
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Location: Here, but not all there.
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Yippee-kai-ay! I'm sure there are still some of them left, but most of us are just normal geeky types who just prefer nice shiny things made of metal.  _________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Surely that should be "Yippee-kai-ay motherf**ka!"
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| Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:11 am |
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HeatherKay
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Location: Here, but not all there.
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I guess so.  _________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
Posts: 1798
Location: Manchester
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As Westlife announce the split, Louis Walsh claims his heart's all over the place.
But thankfully his penis is still going in One Direction.
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
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Location: Manchester
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I'm sorry to hear about the death of Colonel Gaddafi, I guess we will never find out his secret blend of herbs and spices.
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