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Author:  bobbdobbs [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:22 pm ]
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clicky

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Apple has allowed an update to an application on the iPhone called "Hottest Girls", which displays pictures of girls topless. The update was released today for the 3.0 software and already has "sold out".

The virtual application which can be duplicated an infinite number of times has actually "sold out", due to an overload of users trying to download the application which could possibly crash the AppStore. The developers pulled the plug only hours after its release due to an over whelming demand for the application. The current message just displays "sold out".

This is possibly the first of many not safe for work (NSFW) applications to launch in the AppStore, but customers must be 17+ years or older to download the content.
Author:  brataccas [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:40 pm ]
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wow, the world is full of perverts :(
Author:  ProfessorF [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:42 pm ]
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brataccas wrote:
wow, the world is full of perverts :(


Dude, the desire to topless girls isn't perverted.
The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.
Author:  AlunD [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:52 pm ]
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ProfessorF wrote:
The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


:shock: WOW that's some imagination you've got there :lol:
Author:  veato [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:11 pm ]
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ProfessorF wrote:
brataccas wrote:
wow, the world is full of perverts :(


Dude, the desire to topless girls isn't perverted.
The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


Can I have a copy of that tape Prof? ;)
Author:  Nick [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:27 pm ]
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veato wrote:
ProfessorF wrote:
Can I have a copy of that tape Prof? ;)


PERVERT!!!

On a serious note, how did I manage to miss this application? :lol:
Author:  AlunD [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:30 pm ]
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AlunD wrote:
ProfessorF wrote:
The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


:shock: WOW that's some imagination you've got there :lol:


Prof I gotta ask ( showing my innocence here ) what illegal act can you do with a dead squid? :?
Author:  Nick [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:32 pm ]
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If it's big enough, you could tie it's tentacles around someone's neck and strangle them?

I'm pretty certain that's what he meant. :lol:
Author:  bally199 [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:14 pm ]
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AlunD wrote:
ProfessorF wrote:
The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


:shock: WOW that's some imagination you've got there :lol:



No, he's just been sampling some Japanese titles. :)
Author:  AlunD [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:35 pm ]
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bally199 wrote:
AlunD wrote:
ProfessorF wrote:
The desire to see topless girls wrestle each other in fish entrails, and then maybe do something illegal with a dead squid probably is.


:shock: WOW that's some imagination you've got there :lol:



No, he's just been sampling some Japanese titles. :)


Ah I guess that would explain things :lol:
Author:  Nick [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:37 pm ]
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I don't get it? :?
Author:  saspro [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:43 pm ]
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If you've got free internet why do you need an app for porn?
Author:  Nick [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:13 pm ]
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No flash mate. :)
Author:  JJW009 [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:01 pm ]
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Nick wrote:
I don't get it? :?


You clearly do not have a large collection of Japanese tentacle porn.

Because you can't show a penis in Japanese entertainment, tentacles are widely used in a phallic way. Even very well known titles such as Urotsukidoji feature giant tentacle monsters doing illegal things to young maidens.
Author:  paulzolo [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:03 pm ]
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Cephlapodic asphyxiative surreptitious auto eroticism.
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