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I am looking for a man, i'm 21 y.o. let's talk? My name is Svetlana, I'm from Ukraine.

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Svetlana’s back:

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I am looking for a man, i'm 21 y.o. let's talk? My name is Svetlana, I'm from Ukraine.


Yayyy it's the original lol

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I am looking for a man, i'm 21 y.o. let's talk? My name is Svetlana, I'm from Ukraine.


Tell her you're Russian? Or give her Bratty's details, either way it's funny.

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paulzolo wrote:
Svetlana’s back:

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I am looking for a man, i'm 21 y.o. let's talk? My name is Svetlana, I'm from Ukraine.


Tell her you're Russian? Or give her Bratty's details, either way it's funny.


:lol: :lol:

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Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:32 pm
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Some earlier today forwarded a message to our 'Send your spam to this address and it'll be added to the list of emails we block' list. The subject line of the message they received was

'My Name is Adolf Hitler and I Am Still Alive in The United Kingdom'

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Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:19 pm
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Svetlana's sister:

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Hey guys I’m Adriana!! I am very passionate with a very hot lean and curvy physique.

I am very hot 36C 26 waist 39 butt. 100% all REAL PHOTOS !!!!

Im exactly what u have been looking for Ive got skills like no other!

Im very openminded & love role-playing!


Cum play me with baby :)



CHAT WITH ME CLICK HERE: http://dodgyhyperlink.com


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paulzolo wrote:

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I am looking for a man, i'm 21 y.o. let's talk? My name is Svetlana, I'm from Ukraine.


Tell her you're Russian? Or give her Bratty's details, either way it's funny.


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Tell her you're Russian? Or give her Bratty's details, either way it's funny.


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Was that meant for your handler?

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*sigh* lol

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Hey guys I’m Adriana!! I am very passionate with a very hot lean and curvy physique.

I am very hot 36C 26 waist 39 butt. 100% all REAL PHOTOS !!!!

Im exactly what u have been looking for Ive got skills like no other!

Im very openminded & love role-playing!


Cum play me with baby :)



CHAT WITH ME CLICK HERE: http://905singlxx.com


MY CELL --> 63070860x3 (text me first so I know youre real baby)

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*sigh* lol

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Hey guys I’m Adriana!! I am very passionate with a very hot lean and curvy physique.

I am very hot 36C 26 waist 39 butt. 100% all REAL PHOTOS !!!!

Im exactly what u have been looking for Ive got skills like no other!

Im very openminded & love role-playing!


Cum play me with baby :)



CHAT WITH ME CLICK HERE: http://905singlxx.com


MY CELL --> 63070860x3 (text me first so I know youre real baby)


I dread to think what the cost of a text to that number would be.
The sad thing is there must be enough people responding to these to still make it worthwhile.

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Svetlana's sister:

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Hey guys I’m Adriana!! I am very passionate with a very hot lean and curvy physique.

I am very hot 36C 26 waist 39 butt. 100% all REAL PHOTOS !!!!

Im exactly what u have been looking for Ive got skills like no other!

Im very openminded & love role-playing!


Cum play me with baby :)



CHAT WITH ME CLICK HERE: http://dodgyhyperlink.com


MY CELL --> 555-fake number (text me first so I know youre real baby)


I love a 39 butt.


but who would bother for boobs that small ;)


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leeds_manc wrote:
Svetlana's sister:

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Hey guys I’m Adriana!! I am very passionate with a very hot lean and curvy physique.

I am very hot 36C 26 waist 39 butt. 100% all REAL PHOTOS !!!!

Im exactly what u have been looking for Ive got skills like no other!

Im very openminded & love role-playing!


Cum play me with baby :)



CHAT WITH ME CLICK HERE: http://dodgyhyperlink.com


MY CELL --> 555-fake number (text me first so I know youre real baby)


I love a 39 butt.


but who would bother for boobs that small ;)


Not to mention that imaginary :lol: :P ;)

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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leeds_manc wrote:
Svetlana's sister:

[quote]Hey guys I’m Adriana!! I am very passionate with a very hot lean and curvy physique.

I am very hot 36C 26 waist 39 butt. 100% all REAL PHOTOS !!!!

Im exactly what u have been looking for Ive got skills like no other!

Im very openminded & love role-playing!


Cum play me with baby :)



CHAT WITH ME CLICK HERE: http://dodgyhyperlink.com


MY CELL --> 555-fake number (text me first so I know youre real baby)


I love a 39 butt.


but who would bother for boobs that small ;)


Not to mention that imaginary :lol: :P ;)[/quote]
As if you never perved on comics characters ;)


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John_Vella wrote:
TheFrenchun wrote:
[quote="leeds_manc"]Svetlana's sister:

[quote]Hey guys I’m Adriana!! I am very passionate with a very hot lean and curvy physique.

I am very hot 36C 26 waist 39 butt. 100% all REAL PHOTOS !!!!

Im exactly what u have been looking for Ive got skills like no other!

Im very openminded & love role-playing!


Cum play me with baby :)



CHAT WITH ME CLICK HERE: http://dodgyhyperlink.com


MY CELL --> 555-fake number (text me first so I know youre real baby)


I love a 39 butt.


but who would bother for boobs that small ;)


Not to mention that imaginary :lol: :P ;)[/quote]
As if you never perved on comics characters ;)


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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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From: MR. BAN KI-MOON (unitednationsoffice1012@usa.net)

UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATIONS
(WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMMED)
UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY GENERAL,
DC-1, ROOM 730, NEW YORK, NY 10017.

Happy new year to you

Dear: Beneficairy

After the meeting held on the 11th of November 2014 by world banks delegates United Nations and US department of treasury, we have received an order from the government of the states to release all beneficiarys contract/ inheritance fund that was recovered from corrupt African bank officials due to their inability to remit the fund to the its beneficiary. Base on the record, your nheritance/ contract fund is $US4, 500,000.00 (Four Million, five Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars) and your fund has been forwarded to the Debt Management office In New York.
to forestall this, security for your funds has been organized and for the safety of your funds we have been specifically advised to release this payment to you in special cash delivery, we have also agreed with the presidency, that we will make this payment to you via the united nations accredited courier company to avoid the hopeless situation created by the officials of the previous courier companies.
we are happy to inform you that based on our recommendation your outstanding contract inheritance funds of ten million, seven hundred thousand united states dollars ($us4,500,000.00) has been credited in your favor in our treasury office. you are hereby advised to contact Mr. Lambert huddles at the regional audit unit, united nations office in new York united states.
Contact Person:Lambert Huddles
E-mail:lamberthuddles01@aol.com
indicate that you have been directed from the office of the secretary general, united nations Mr. Ban ki-Moon,. email him with this code (UNO/BR/705666/012) for identification. you are advised to furnish Mr. Lambert huddles with the below information:
1) YOUR FULL NAME.
(2) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE #
(3) COMPANYS NAME, POSITION AND ADDRESS.
(4) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS.
(5) COPY OF INT'L PASSPORT OR ANY SCANNED IDENTITY.
do email Mr. Lambert huddles on his email written above, and ensure that you forward to him the above requirements for processing of your fund and we assure you that he will ensure that your fund is delivered to you.
N.B: Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this strictly confidentail from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money has been deliver to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by unknown entrant.
should you have any question or any kind of information that will enable us monitor this payment effectively, don't hesitate to be in touch in us.
thanks and be guided accordingly.
oncemore,kindly accept our congratulation .
note: response should be made immediately before it will be too late
CONGRATULATIONS!
KINDLY REGARDS
MR. BAN KI-MOON,
UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY GENERAL,
NEW YORK
E-MAIL:kimonunitednationsoffice@gmx.us


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