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i feel left out, she doesnt want to email me :(


I don't care; as soon as I send Tatyana Ripimoff some money, I'm on a promise! She even contacted me!

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Mon May 20, 2013 10:22 pm
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Just arrived in my inbox …
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How is it going?? Im Anastasiya! I look for a second half! My hobbies are fitness and dancing.. Answer me email! Sincerely, Anastasiya...

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The cheeky moo! She was in my inbox, too, the two-timing bi-directional minx!
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Hang on. I got the same message, as did a friend on Twitter. This doesn't seem right.
Funny exchange. (8+)
And yes Jon, she needs to improve her stamina, although with the way she seems to be spreading herself about (no pun intended) I guess she can be forgiven for only wanting a second half.

Mark

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Tue May 21, 2013 12:01 am
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Very bizarrely I had a spam email from my dead Mother last week.

1. She was never on the internet
2. She never had an email address.
3. The email was from J Redfern and I don't have her listed anywhere like that on computer or phone.

As I said... bizarre.

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Thu May 23, 2013 12:22 pm
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Very bizarrely I had a spam email from my dead Mother last week.

1. She was never on the internet
2. She never had an email address.
3. The email was from J Redfern and I don't have her listed anywhere like that on computer or phone.

As I said... bizarre.

That's horrible :(


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That's horrible :(


Yeah it was a bit shocking to say the least

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Thu May 23, 2013 12:29 pm
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How are things?? I'm Anastasiya! i seek a mate. i commonly cook and draw. Regards, Anastasiya.


I’m not sure what “commonly cook and draw” quite means - but I’m not too sure if I like the sound of it.

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Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:53 am
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ebilling@btbroadband.com on behalf of ebilling@ (bt.com ebilling@btbroadband.com)
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As we agreed, we've refunded your account with £30.00 for your Previous BT charge (Option 1). .

We been unable to credit it back to your Account as your Payment Information is Incorrect.

By clicking on the link below to update your account information .


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I'm starting to think it's called a 'junk' folder because that's where all the penis-related stuff goes :lol:

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I already have a junk folder which gets added to daily but mainly marketing stuff that you get subscribed to if you have not unchecked that tiny little third parties box. On my computer the default is to send everything to the junk folder, but the 490 odd rules sorts all incoming mail into the relevant folders.

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Had an email from my Dad asking how I was

He's been dead over 2 years :roll:

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Hello,

Greetings to You. My name is Mrs. Mellisa Lewis . I am 59 years old
and I was diagnosed of cancer about 2 years ago. I will be going in for
an operation later today.I decided to will/donate the sum of (Fourteen
Millions Two Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand United States Dollars) to you
for the good work of the lord.

Contact my lawyer with this email:
Name: Barrister Jay Mchenry
Email: jay_mchenry2014@outlook.com
Phone Number: +447012955432


Tell him that I have WILLED 14.258M to you by quoting my personal
reference number LLP/953/900//316US/UK.

As soon as you contact him with this details quoted above, he should be
able to recognize you and help in claiming this amount from my Bank. Be
informed also that i have paid for the state tax on this money to be
transferred to you.

Meanwhile you are advised to keep this mail and it contents confidential
as i really want my wish accomplish at the end of the day.Please do pray
to God for my recovery. My friend please do not send me any email as you
are to send my barrister an email directly.

God Bless

Regards,
Mrs. Mellisa Lewis.


Damn it, I don't believe in the Lord! I could've been rich!

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Hello,

Greetings to You. My name is Mrs. Mellisa Lewis . I am 59 years old
and I was diagnosed of cancer about 2 years ago. I will be going in for
an operation later today.I decided to will/donate the sum of (Fourteen
Millions Two Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand United States Dollars) to you
for the good work of the lord.

Contact my lawyer with this email:
Name: Barrister Jay Mchenry
Email: jay_mchenry2014@outlook.com
Phone Number: +447012955432


Tell him that I have WILLED 14.258M to you by quoting my personal
reference number LLP/953/900//316US/UK.

As soon as you contact him with this details quoted above, he should be
able to recognize you and help in claiming this amount from my Bank. Be
informed also that i have paid for the state tax on this money to be
transferred to you.

Meanwhile you are advised to keep this mail and it contents confidential
as i really want my wish accomplish at the end of the day.Please do pray
to God for my recovery. My friend please do not send me any email as you
are to send my barrister an email directly.

God Bless

Regards,
Mrs. Mellisa Lewis.


Damn it, I don't believe in the Lord! I could've been rich!


Hmm, seems legit.

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Message from Fanless industrial PC / Attn: Technical Manager:
Dear Sirs,

This is Anna,the sales manager of in China.After visiting your web-site I decided to contact your esteemed company as one of the leaders of automatic control system in automatic control field .

IBP-501D is a industrial box PC fanless . The device is based on a processor onboard Intel ? Atom ? D525 (1.8GHz/1MB), Based the Intel? 82801HBM (ICH8-M) chipset designed for high performance, high reliability, fanless industrial embedded multi-functional BOX machine. With 6 standard USB 2.0 high speed interface, 6 standard serial ports and 2 SATA interface, the device is good choice for POS system, intelligence traffic system and industrial control system.

I would appreciate if you forward this letter to Technical Manager or to other expert responsible for technical integration of new products in your company, or provide me with his contact for we could discuss all the details of our future cooperation.

Your early reply is highly appreciated


Anna


Hmm - I don’t think they’ve really seen my web site.

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