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I've just handed in my notice at work...


Is that good or bad? Bit of both? :?


Feels a bit of both at the moment.

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I've just handed in my notice at work...

Do you have a job lined up?

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I do indeed. Mortgage + Wife + Children means that's a mandatory requirement.

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I do indeed. Mortgage + Wife + Children means that's a mandatory requirement.

Good luck. Did you manage to get better pay and conditions?

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I do indeed. Mortgage + Wife + Children means that's a mandatory requirement.

Good luck

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just got chased by police again :roll: stupid ones. I was checking up on my secret glass bottle stashes near farms and they follow me and I "guide" them to my fave place very bumpy road etc, blue lights come on and as im just back from work I Was still wearing my hi vis suit. male pig asks what im doing and I say im just driving, then he gets all aggressive and nasty when I shrug my shoulders then he says he thinks that I was trying to break into houses. I literally burst out laughing and couldn't stop myself :lol: I said "If I wanted to break into houses why would I wear a high profile very noticible hi vis suit??" didn't hear another squeak from him and had his head to the floor whilst I spoke to the nicer female cop. Probably the most stupid person ive spoke to this year that guy :evil:

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Hmm. Can you not imagine why they were following you?

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Those frikkin' mice! I had a difficult time setting out eight traps yesterday because they were prone to going off whilst I was setting them. I had used peanut butter. The feckers managed to nick the peanut butter and trip the trap without getting caught. I wonder if they were too sensitive, triggered, and then the mice came to eat it after. Complete PITA.

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Those frikkin' mice! I had a difficult time setting out eight traps yesterday because they were prone to going off whilst I was setting them. I had used peanut butter. The feckers managed to nick the peanut butter and trip the trap without getting caught. I wonder if they were too sensitive, triggered, and then the mice came to eat it after. Complete PITA.


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Reminds me of that video where a mouse goes near a trap, it triggers but the mouse starts doing bench press with the trap, with the Eye of the Tiger music in the background.

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I remember that. Wasn't it an advert for something?

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