Stay firmly within the Essex border. You are under quarantine.

What the phrasing or me laughing at the pic?

If it's the phrasing, you wouldn't believe what we adopt here in NI from the rest of the UK

Yes it's the phrasing. "Qualieee" drives me nuts.

Listen, my accent can make 'hello' sound like a threat

First of all, there's an extended trailer for a film called Legion doing the rounds - it looks brilliant, but the trailer gives FAR too much away in terms of scenes, so my advice would be not to watch it

HitFix Says Bryan Singer ‘Nearing’ Deal To Jump Aboard Big-Screen BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42034

GODZILLA Reboot

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42043

Maggie Q joins Priest (man vs vampire showdown )

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/maggie-q-joins-priest

Can the WOLVERINE sequel possibly make up for the turd that came out this summer? McQuarrie gives us hope...

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42045

Weird!! If There's Another SUPERMAN Movie, A Lot Of Stuff Probably Won't Be In It...For Better or Worse...

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42058

Jason Patric joins The Losers (one hell of a comic series)

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/jason-pat ... the-losers

And once again there's a brilliant looking film called Law Abiding Citizen (Butler, Foxx) coming out with a trailer that'll ruin all the best bits for you

Censors reject 'sadistic' horror BBC Clicky

I don't normally agree with censorship of films but one wonders what on earth is in this (bearing in mind what the BBFC lets through these days) and why anyone would want to see it. Judging by the unpleasant trailer it seems to be Hostel without the storyline and restraint and it is Japanese too.

It'll probably become a cult hit now no matter what

Wolfman trailer is online

Again, looks quite good but spoiler-tastic, watch at your own risk (I don’t wanna post it here for easy temptation)

Avatar trailer is here (not quite sold on the CGI characters myself)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avatar/

Warner Bros. Hires A Sixth Writer For SHAZAM!!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42108

From all accounts this is to be the next step forward in terms of special FX and real-time CGI so it's the only film I'm really looking forward to at the moment.
Went to a showing of the latest Harry Potter yesterday and one of the previews was for the upcoming Sherlock Holmes and it looks awful. The whole thing looks like the movie of The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen....the mish-mash story line, poor acting and terrible miscasting. At least it doesn't seem to be filled with cockney geezers!

Trailer

^ I'm not that interested in Holmes to begin with, never mind the things they could mess it up with , but who knows...

Avatar could be brilliant in 3D, but I don't know if I could sit through a whole film like that... And CGI in it's current state just does nothing for me unless it's something big or completely different - it needs emotion and/or plot behind it too.

From Hollywood?! That's asking a bit too much.

The cinemas are asking too much for the drivel they'd like to dish out

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APBCOV9BP-A

Mark