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The Rachel Riley thread (due to popular demand) 
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Let's face it, someone needs to keep her in tasty and tight dresses.


Until he knocks her up.

Will we be having a sweepstake on that event? :lol:

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Amnesia10 wrote:
paulzolo wrote:
jonlumb wrote:
Let's face it, someone needs to keep her in tasty and tight dresses.


Until he knocks her up.

Will we be having a sweepstake on that event? :lol:


You lot are kinky enough.........

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Terrible, terrible news :cry:


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Terrible, terrible news :cry:
I actually hope she's really happy.
I also hope the guy makes her sign a pre-nup because the chances of her going all mental and wanting to screw him for everything he's got are pretty high, in my experience.

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If they have a child then it will have an IQ of over 9000!


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If they have a child then it will have an IQ of over 9000!

Even with those parents there's just as much chance they'd be as thick as Rio Ferdinand. However given their father is a millionaire, they'd probably still get into Oxbridge. I'd take the Mail's reporting of his IQ with a pinch of salt anyway tbh, IQ tests get really, really unreliable above about 150.

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I also hope the guy makes her sign a pre-nup because the chances of her going all mental and wanting to screw him for everything he's got are pretty high, in my experience.

I was going to say something along the lines of 'Surely not - a first class mathematician must surely have a truly rational mind' then I remembered 'Oh yeah. Woman.'

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wanting to screw him for everything he's got


Heh, how descriptive :)

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pcernie’s reply (above mine) is #666 in this thread!

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I also hope the guy makes her sign a pre-nup because the chances of her going all mental and wanting to screw him for everything he's got are pretty high, in my experience.

I was going to say something along the lines of 'Surely not - a first class mathematician must surely have a truly rational mind' then I remembered 'Oh yeah. Woman.'


Lucky you two don't work for Sky.

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If they have a child then it will have an IQ of over 9000!

Let's just hope it doesn't get her accent. Oh how I hate it.

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pcernie’s reply (above mine) is #666 in this thread!

Yes he is evil. :D

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Lucky you two don't work for Sky.

Err.. have you read this thread at all? :lol:


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Lucky you two don't work for Sky.

Err.. have you read this thread at all? :lol:


Read? I'm here for the pictures.

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Haven't we seen that one before?

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