Fiona Bruce



She's obviously hot, but her news-presenting and raised eyebrow makes an already tough show seem even longer

It's the same with Kate Silverton

Give me Kate Silverton.

I believe they rather made something on Breakfast news a while back that she had gotten engaged. She certainly appears to have a whallopping great jewel on her finger.

However, I do remember saying to someone a while ago that Kate Silverton's lips were the eighth wonder of the world.

Jon

Add to that she would not look out of place in Trainspotting. Especially with the accent.

Most of these are in the 'if there was absolutely no fallout from the incident' category :

Katie Price/Jordan/whatever name her publicist told her to use this week



Kerry Katona



That image cracks me up (and yes, we all know she's put on weight amongst her other problems )

Madonna



Fergie



Hayden Panettiere



Because Heroes disappeared up it's own arse ages ago but I still catch sight of it somewhere every so often

Jessica Simpson



Seemingly related to Homer in the brain department...

Victoria Beckham



Same as Davina, it depends what she's wearing at the time

That is the problem.

Jordan, too many bunny boiler tendencies if you ask me!

Madonna the orphan botherer? Not really, bit to gristly according to Guy.

Where is the downside to Hayden Panettiere?

Jessica Simpson is gorgeous but really stupid. That would drive you crazy after a while, fun while it lasts though.

They're all one-offs, and the 'fallout' thing covers a lot of ground!

Panettiere - the 'singing'. You know I'm right!

Kerry Katona? Victoria Beckham? Lowest of the low. Is there anyone you don't fancy, pcernie? What about Beth Ditto?

And what, you think Jordan's acceptable?

That's the whole point of this thread, there's something about the stated person you fancy even if they annoy the hell out of you. With Katona it's clearly her frontage, Beckham, it's some of the saucy outfits she wears.

Ditto doesn't do it for me, but I'd say there's quite a few people who like her, and I don't find her annoying either

What about Paris Hilton? She is seriously annoying but has compensatory skills to balance things out....

Precisely

No, those are in the 'chew my own ankle off to escape, as you must have trapped me with a snare and I'd welcome a death from blood loss instead' category.



What? Like herpes?

Well does that extend to home movies?

Certainly does! Apart from that I don't think she could walk and chew gum at the same time.

As long as she does not talk. She is hardly a great conversationalist.