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trigen_killer
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:37 pm Posts: 835 Location: North Wales UK
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Everywhere I look, I see big breasts and low cut tops and I can't help but look. My thoughts on this are- if you don't want me to look, then don't put them on show. I was opposite a woman in a meeting last week. She must have been a D and her top didn't leave all that much to the imagination. It's a wonder I was able to make any useful contributions to the discussion (I'm not sure that I did anyway  ) Motorboating- I love it  I was reminded of that when I watched The Wedding Crashers a couple of weeks ago.
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trigen_killer
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:37 pm Posts: 835 Location: North Wales UK
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Well, don't breasts get called top bottoms?
So, in that case- Top Bum!
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:20 pm |
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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm Posts: 12251
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:23 pm |
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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:14 pm Posts: 5664 Location: Scotland
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aborted  theres no point in me even trying
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm Posts: 3527 Location: Portsmouth
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I think I'd have to agree on the evidence I've seen in this thread. 
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:33 pm |
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
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Peanut smuggling FTW! NSFWOH* clicky*NSFWOH = Not Safe For Work Or Home!
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:12 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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She's not, but strangely according to IMDB the next film she's in is called 'PornStar'. I'd imagine when your... er... attributes are as obvious as hers are it's pretty hard to not get typecast  . Film titles you say? The geeky one is surely Nork The Slayer. Jon
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warriorsq
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Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:33 pm Posts: 92 Location: upside down and inside out
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Nothing worse than a big pair of tits that hit the floor when they take there bra off I imagine, complete with plasters to stop their nipples chafing on the floor 
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:32 pm |
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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm Posts: 12251
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 My God, it‘s full of bras.
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Mon May 11, 2009 4:12 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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A dyslexic walks in to a bra..........
OK I'll get my coat
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Mon May 11, 2009 4:15 pm |
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spunkymonkey
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:51 am Posts: 84 Location: retford,nottinghamshire
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time for my 5 pence worth.i run and work in my own post office and although a fair majority are lovely (had to say that) crusty old ladies i do get my fair share of quite attractive ladies of various ages but last thursday a lady that i had never seen before came into my post office,age around 45ish,slim and blonde and to be honest i dont know why she had a blouse on  i would say they where around a c cup but to show how low her blouse was,i could see about an inch of her bra (she wasnt bent over) and right down her cleavage and although i do see some lovely chebblies fairly regularily,i couldnt get the picture out of my mind and crotch all day. thank god or not i work with my wife cheers spunky
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Mon May 11, 2009 4:35 pm |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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I take it that you didn't live up to your username then?
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Mon May 11, 2009 4:42 pm |
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monkeyphonix
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:31 pm Posts: 176
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Supposedly a woman exposing her cleavage so it resembles buttocks is a reference to the view one would get if looking at her from behind during intercourse. So in the 'old days' exposing it was suggesting you were after inpregnating. I'll get my coat.
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Mon May 11, 2009 5:45 pm |
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
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The same sort of thing is true of blusher. Pink cheeks show you're flushed, as with sexual desire. In fact, the entire fashion industry is basically about women selling their bodies to men. As Jess used to say; 
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Mon May 11, 2009 5:53 pm |
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joe-amnesiac
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:37 pm Posts: 116 Location: East Yorkshire
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Could I interrupt and ask just what motorboating is? I've Googled to no avail, lots of references with no explanations.
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