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Everywhere I look, I see big breasts and low cut tops and I can't help but look.

My thoughts on this are- if you don't want me to look, then don't put them on show. ;)

I was opposite a woman in a meeting last week. She must have been a D and her top didn't leave all that much to the imagination. It's a wonder I was able to make any useful contributions to the discussion (I'm not sure that I did anyway :lol: )

Motorboating- I love it :D I was reminded of that when I watched The Wedding Crashers a couple of weeks ago.

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Well, don't breasts get called top bottoms?

So, in that case- Top Bum!

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Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:20 pm
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Hehe, I just thought of a game for this thread :D

Film names but with the titles changed to include BOOBIES :D

Titty Slickers :D

... OK, I only thought of that one but I'm sure you can come up with some more :lol:
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Can't wait to hear how your "date" goes. Really, I can't. :lol:


aborted :( theres no point in me even trying

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I think I'd have to agree on the evidence I've seen in this thread. :lol:

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Peanut smuggling FTW!

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Her name's Doira Baird. Been in a few things before. Actually quite a good actress, although I don't think that's why she got the part.
Jon

A quick google of that name, without knowing she's supposedly an actress, would definatly make me think that she was 'that' kind of actress, :lol: :roll:

She's not, but strangely according to IMDB the next film she's in is called 'PornStar'. I'd imagine when your... er... attributes are as obvious as hers are it's pretty hard to not get typecast :lol: .

Film titles you say? The geeky one is surely Nork The Slayer.

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Guess im in the minority because I actually like small boobs :oops:


Ditto.

Less chance they'll head south.


Nothing worse than a big pair of tits that hit the floor when they take there bra off I imagine, complete with plasters to stop their nipples chafing on the floor :lol:

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A dyslexic walks in to a bra..........

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time for my 5 pence worth.i run and work in my own post office and although a fair majority are lovely (had to say that) crusty old ladies i do get my fair share of quite attractive ladies of various ages but last thursday a lady that i had never seen before came into my post office,age around 45ish,slim and blonde and to be honest i dont know why she had a blouse on :twisted: i would say they where around a c cup but to show how low her blouse was,i could see about an inch of her bra (she wasnt bent over) and right down her cleavage and although i do see some lovely chebblies fairly regularily,i couldnt get the picture out of my mind and crotch all day.
thank god or not i work with my wife ;)
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spunkymonkey wrote:
time for my 5 pence worth.i run and work in my own post office and although a fair majority are lovely (had to say that) crusty old ladies i do get my fair share of quite attractive ladies of various ages but last thursday a lady that i had never seen before came into my post office,age around 45ish,slim and blonde and to be honest i dont know why she had a blouse on :twisted: i would say they where around a c cup but to show how low her blouse was,i could see about an inch of her bra (she wasnt bent over) and right down her cleavage and although i do see some lovely chebblies fairly regularily,i couldnt get the picture out of my mind and crotch all day.
thank god or not i work with my wife ;)
cheers spunky


I take it that you didn't live up to your username then?

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Supposedly a woman exposing her cleavage so it resembles buttocks is a reference to the view one would get if looking at her from behind during intercourse. So in the 'old days' exposing it was suggesting you were after inpregnating. I'll get my coat.


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Supposedly a woman exposing her cleavage so it resembles buttocks is a reference to the view one would get if looking at her from behind during intercourse. So in the 'old days' exposing it was suggesting you were after inpregnating. I'll get my coat.


The same sort of thing is true of blusher. Pink cheeks show you're flushed, as with sexual desire.

In fact, the entire fashion industry is basically about women selling their bodies to men.

As Jess used to say;

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Could I interrupt and ask just what motorboating is? I've Googled to no avail, lots of references with no explanations.

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