It takes up a lot of the first season but it's all flashbacks. And it's nowhere near as bad as that sounds. Arrow's brilliant once it gets past a few duff early episodes.

Gotham's crap so far, The Flash has potential.

Last night's was a bit more freaky.

Starts off with me on holiday in Florida. Out with friends and enjoying myself. I see an old schoolfriend (who came out of the closet in sixth form) and he only recently discovered his grandfather was gay, had kept it hidden and married and had children. He felt that if he's grandfather hadn't kept it a secret, he wouldn't be alive. Later in the story, I'm in a poolside bar with friends enjoying food. A chinese guy comes up to me, rips off my baseball cap and starts shouting "racist slurs" at me. We end up in a fight where I try and get him to apologise. He stubbornly refuses. It gets to the point where I'm throttling his neck with my hands. I push forwards and he falls backwards, with his head landing in a large (2ft x 2ft) roasting tray filled with curry. I keep strangling him and forcing him to apologise. I end up squeezing so hard that I decapitate him. He's still alive and still refuses to apologise so I leave him to die in the tray of curry.

UKIP now?

I had the weirdest dream last night.
It involved me and someone I really, really dislike walking down a set of mill stairs (the really steep, narrow thread type ones) and she tripped so I caught her and walked her down the whole staircase so she could go and hug her kids at the bottom.

Considering I've never even spoken to her, it's most strange

I have dreams where there are people in them who are completely fictitious. And ones where I meet people I haven't seen in 30 years. The brain asleep is a weird place.

Jon