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http://twitter.com/Turn10Studios/status/9543883318

Turn 10 Studios retweeting my joke..... now to get them to hire me....

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finlay666 wrote:
http://twitter.com/Turn10Studios/status/9543883318

Turn 10 Studios retweeting my joke..... now to get them to hire me....

But you got it wrong, it is why do Skodas have heated rear windows? ;)

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big_D wrote:
finlay666 wrote:
http://twitter.com/Turn10Studios/status/9543883318

Turn 10 Studios retweeting my joke..... now to get them to hire me....

But you got it wrong, it is why do Skodas have heated rear windows? ;)


The problem, though, is that Skodas now have an enviable reputation for being well-made and reliable. Unlike their parent company and Toyota.

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I think the Skoda jokes were around before Fin was even born. :lol:

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My Mum had one of the old Skoda Estelles, with the rear engine pawned off Fiat in the 1960s. I used to borrow it occasionally. It was a nasty piece of work.

Changing gear was like stirring a bucket of marbles with a wooden spoon. There was a steel bar across the driving seat right where your coccyx is, making it extremely uncomfortable. Mum used to keep a couple of paving slabs in the front to stop it making like a kangaroo over bumps. :shock: :lol:

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belchingmatt wrote:
I think the Skoda jokes were around before Fin was even born. :lol:


I originally heard it as a Lada joke..... but it was because you can't drive it to be recalled incase you have a sticky accelerator (oh noes, all the lazy people driving a manual and cant use the clutch!)

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brataccas wrote:
I've never ever seen a broken down toyota


You've never seen a lot of things Bratty ;)

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I think I'll be eating prunes when I get home this evening.

:shock: stands well back.

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I've just spent half the afternoon sorting out a series of local events for the NHS Smoke Free Service.

Ironically, after the stress involved in dealing with the muppets running it, I now really want a cigarette. :roll:

Useless, the lot of 'em. I can now understand why the NHS costs so much to run. Mindless bureaucracy anyone? :x


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EddArmitage wrote:
Is it possible to kill a software project by stabbing all computers involved with large knives?


You have t wipe all the hard disks and backups as well. :D

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