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Back to the doctors today, no doubt for more antibiotcs and steroids.

The GF is away and told me not to stand in front of the young lady GP, drop my trousers and ask 'is this right, should this be doing this?' lol. :D

Skin's much better, don't look like elephant man, but I can't manage a whole day at a wedding this weekend and a drive out to catch up with some mates over from Oz. That's really pissing me off.

Frickin stupid skin stuff.

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Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:04 am
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Frickin stupid skin stuff.

Amen. I'm looking at immunosuppressants soon at this rate.

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Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:47 am
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I struggle to believe just how stupid some people are.

I've been on holiday for 2 weeks, returning next Monday. If you email my work account, you receive an "out of office" reply saying that I'm away until Monday 18th and giving our help-desk number to call.

I've just checked my email (sad I know) and there's one bloke emailed me 3 times, apparently becoming more and more angry that I'm not answering him. I thought maybe he wasn't receiving my OOH, but his most recent message is actually a reply to my message telling him I'm not there!

I'm very tempted to reply "Can't you f*cking read you dense tw*t?!" but I suspect that isn't good business practice.

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I'm very tempted to reply "Can't you f*cking read you dense tw*t?!" but I suspect that isn't good business practice.

Tempting but I think it'd be more effective if you email him a thank him for his emails but unfortunately you were out of the office as was detailed in the automated response to which he replied...

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If this was in the UK the people who authorised the use should be placed on the se offenders register as well.

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Me, at almost any tobacconist in Oz. "I'd like 100g of XXX tobacco please."

Sales assistant. "I'm sorry, we only sell them in 30g and 50g pouches."

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Not being told you had a brand new phone sitting in the hallway all day, when you could have been charging it and using it... spastic family! :x

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Being told to go to a walk in dermatology clinic by my GP to be told by the Doctor, after waiting for 2 hours, that it's a clinic for melanoma only and there is no such thing as a general dermatology walk in clinic anywhere in the hospital. :evil:

GPs, they've been nothing but inept for my entire life.

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a general dermatology walk in clinic anywhere in the hospital.

Like lots of the NHS departments, there's long waits for dermatology appointments unfortunately. I've struggled to get an appointment in less than 3 months as an "urgent" case in 3 counties, and that's on a referral from another dermo.

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Like lots of the NHS departments, there's long waits for dermatology appointments unfortunately. I've struggled to get an appointment in less than 3 months as an "urgent" case in 3 counties, and that's on a referral from another dermo.

Aye, GP is back next week so I'll see what she says. I doubt it'll be soon.

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I have a cold and the sh!ts


At least you don't have the holy trinity of sickness diarrhoea and vomiting (or SDV as my Mum was know to call it).

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