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Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:22 am
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Was some late 20's, early 30's gym junkie, that felt, that he, was entitled to something for free....and decided the way he was going to get it was to threaten me, shout, and be a general male chicken...


Thank goodness you werent in KFC... he would have gone apesh*t with all of his dead friends all fried up!

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Does anyone know how you go about booking *just* the CCNA exams, and not a whole course? Do many places offer an exam-only option?

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EddArmitage wrote:
Does anyone know how you go about booking *just* the CCNA exams, and not a whole course? Do many places offer an exam-only option?


You just book the exam through pearson vue or prometric like with the Microsoft exams.

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EddArmitage wrote:
Does anyone know how you go about booking *just* the CCNA exams, and not a whole course? Do many places offer an exam-only option?

You just book the exam through pearson vue or prometric like with the Microsoft exams.

Oh cool. Even simpler than I thought.

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Woman asked for ID to buy quiche.

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Must have been a bad entry in the database or something similar. Whenever a product with an age requirement comes up these days the RSI candidate has to confirm.

If it wasn't for the age requirements I think there would be a lot more self service lanes in supermarkets these days.

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EddArmitage wrote:


Must have been a bad entry in the database or something similar. Whenever a product with an age requirement comes up these days the RSI candidate has to confirm.

If it wasn't for the age requirements I think there would be a lot more self service lanes in supermarkets these days.

Yes but even then they have an assistant to put in a key and type in an approval code. I know that some foods can be an acquired taste but needing to be age restricted as well? :shock:

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I know that some foods can be an acquired taste but needing to be age restricted as well? :shock:


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Give quiche a chance!


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I know that some foods can be an acquired taste but needing to be age restricted as well? :shock:


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Give quiche a chance!


:lol:

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I left my dissertation memory stick on a Cad lab computer. oh dear

I used my brand new 16GB memory stick for the first time on Friday.

I left it stuck in the back of a server in the middle of Soho, a rather inconvenient 2 hours away from home :oops:

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JJW009 wrote:
TheFrenchun wrote:
I left my dissertation memory stick on a Cad lab computer. oh dear

I used my brand new 16GB memory stick for the first time on Friday.

I left it stuck in the back of a server in the middle of Soho, a rather inconvenient 2 hours away from home :oops:



Been there done that ,now I rename them ,Paul's stick do not remove .
Usually get a phone call later ,Whats this ??? at least I can find them again . :? :? :? :? ;) ;)

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Amnesia10 wrote:
belchingmatt wrote:
EddArmitage wrote:

Must have been a bad entry in the database or something similar. Whenever a product with an age requirement comes up these days the RSI candidate has to confirm.
If it wasn't for the age requirements I think there would be a lot more self service lanes in supermarkets these days.

Yes but even then they have an assistant to put in a key and type in an approval code. I know that some foods can be an acquired taste but needing to be age restricted as well? :shock:

Turned out to be a false story :lol: It never happened as the woman claimed, the supermarket called her on it and she admitted it was fake.

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