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Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:23 pm
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Oh deary me. Surely asking any question to which the answer isn't World Peace isn't allowed at this sort of thing.

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Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:27 pm
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Oh deary me. Surely asking any question to which the answer isn't World Peace isn't allowed at this sort of thing.

Such tough questions really should not be allowed, but without tough questions we would not get videos like this.

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Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:35 pm
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I would still ruin her.

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I would still ruin her.


I reckon she'd be up for a game of heads I win, tails you lose.

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Such tough questions[/quote]

Why is there unequal pay? Because women may now be "in the boardroom", but these are still companies almost invariably owned by men, and to play the game for women is to play the man's game, to emulate not just male behaviour but the type of hyper-masculinity espoused by the type of insecure, small-penised, alpha-male, manbaby pricks who tend to rise to the top.


It's not as tough a question if you ignore political correctness :)


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Unequal pay is a fail in its own right!


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Driving home and on a straight road. Spotted a yellow fluorescent jacket so slowed down to see what it was (sometimes there are people working on trees so have to be careful). Dropped speed to 30mph but once I saw the guy was on the ground, I started to speed up a little and then realised it was a speed camera. The guy was hiding behind the tree. *hits head*.

The stupidest thing is that the road was a 40mph road, there have never been any accidents in the last few years, so surprised it was dropped to 30mph. I think I'd have been okay if there had been a car in front slowing me down but as it was, it was clear. Worse still, I finished work early today. I decided to head off early despite rush hour traffic rather than stick around for another 90 mins.

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More fail: I tried to print a couple of photos and couldn't understand why they were cropped. Messed around with multiple prints, wasted 10 sheets of photopaper until I realised I'd exported the images from lightroom in a 4x3 format instead of 4x6.

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I had some greek yoghurt in the fridge and some blueberries so though about blending them to make a nice blueberry yoghurt. So using my mini mill I blended both and thought would get a nice yoghurt. What I ended up with was a runny goo. :oops:

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Liquid nitrogen in a pool party

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DOH!

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So one girl is probably dead, which is a tragic stupidity.

It angers me that the press get the basic science wrong though. Spreading ignorance should not be their remit.

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It angers me that the press get the basic science wrong though. Spreading ignorance should not be their remit.

They cannot be relied on to tell the truth most of the time, so they are hardly doing anything different.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-23005148

Even the dad's full of FAIL :x

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