Do dolls count?

Seriously?

Christ, even I've done that and I'm not even a parent! (Uncle, before anyone asks lol).

Neither have I. It's not unusual for blokes with no kids

+1. If you've no kids, why would you have, necessarily?

Never touched one, until I became a parent. It's not exactly something you long to participate in, as a single guy.

I'm lucky enough to be Auntie to 2 amazing little boys. I've changed more nappies then I can count, solved more tears than I thought there were in the world and had more enthusiastic cuddles than I thought were possible for one person. It's brilliant!

Are you Supernanny?

Google's homepage has a neat little music generator today. You can also record your compositions.

You could if your work laptop wasn't stuck using IE7!

"Your Raspberry Pi has been dispatched"

Brain = splode

Planning on having any of your own or are all the animals keeping you too busy?

Not sure. I can't physically have kids at the moment, my ovaries don't work properly and everything is too erratic for anything but accidental pregnancy. I suppose I'm filling life up with animals so I don't worry about it too much. It's certainly having the desired effect at the moment!!

As an aside, can any of you lot sew?

I can sew just fine. Sewing is a useful skill. I even have a badge in it

I can understand learning to change nappies if you had baby relatives you had to care for, but it's pretty much unheard off to change the nappies of complete strangers. That's the kind of sh!t you learn to deal with when you have to. Frankly, I bet most British people have never changed a "proper" nappy, even those with babies. Most (decadent wealthy western) people use the ready-made disposable ones these days, creating something insane like 90% of landfill?