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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... z2Nu16yQMT

And you thought The Sun was bad. 'Like porn to a rapist' sounds like a line from a spoof documentary or something ffs.

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Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:25 am
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/lupica-lanza-plotted-massacre-years-article-1.1291408#ixzz2Nu16yQMT

And you thought The Sun was bad. 'Like porn to a rapist' sounds like a line from a spoof documentary or something ffs.


What was laughable was this

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The Lanza home in Newtown, Conn. Police believe Lanza, immersed in a pervese video game world, killed himself to prevent law enforcement from taking his "points."

I would have thought that a life in prison would be a bigger factor.

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Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:06 pm
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:12 pm
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Last time I checked PSN was going for some of that fabulous maintenance Sony enjoys so much :roll:

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21863035

So easy to do though.

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So I was a bit hungover this morning and for some reason I'd got it in to my head that I'd left my mobile at home. I can't face 3 hours on the train with no reading material (I read books on iPhone) so I spent £2 on a crap magazine. Standing on the 3rd train of the morning I felt my bag vibrate and found my phone tucked in a side pocket. So kind of a fail for spending £2 and being ditzy but a win as I could read my book. The magazine is still in my bag unread.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21863035

So easy to do though.

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Green Flag or the AA wouldn't do that - he must be with the RAC :lol:

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So easy to do though.

It happens all the time. Though you would have thought that the Secret Service would be aware of this.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21863035

So easy to do though.


Not if you're, like, paying attention. What with it being the vehicle of the president, who you're being paid to protect, and all.
Seems like the sort of thing you'd pay a bit of mind to.

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pcernie wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21863035

So easy to do though.


Not if you're, like, paying attention. What with it being the vehicle of the president, who you're being paid to protect, and all.
Seems like the sort of thing you'd pay a bit of mind to.


My mind would certainly be on other things where they were :lol:

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pcernie wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21863035

So easy to do though.


Not if you're, like, paying attention. What with it being the vehicle of the president, who you're being paid to protect, and all.
Seems like the sort of thing you'd pay a bit of mind to.


My mind would certainly be on other things where they were :lol:

Yes but the one thing you would want working is the car. To cock it up by putting petrol in is stupid.


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Even living in such a small country I'd bet there's at least one close protection officer over here who's done it :lol:

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'Sexist joke' web developer whistle-blower fired

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21896442

She made a mountain out of a molehill by the sound of it, then everyone piled on :shock:

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'Sexist joke' web developer whistle-blower fired

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21896442

She made a mountain out of a molehill by the sound of it, then everyone piled on :shock:

Considering the guys made a joke between them,did not heckle, harass anyone or be offensive, her behaviour was really over the top.


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Even living in such a small country I'd bet there's at least one close protection officer over here who's done it :lol:

Yes but this was an American, they take thousands with them when the president travels. I think a couple of Galaxy C5's arrive with all the cars and other kit needed. Then there are the top specialists and advisors on Airforce 1, and the escort flight. These trips are also well planned in advance just in case.

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