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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. 
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I wish it was legal to shoot cats, vermin things, 8-)

quietly hates bratty for such a sentiment.

allows bratty his freedom of choice to hate cats, but also hopes a cat eats his eyeballs one day

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tasty :P

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allows bratty his freedom of choice to hate cats, but also hopes a cat eats his balls one day


Slightly fixed :)

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allows bratty his freedom of choice to hate cats, but also hopes a cat eats his balls one day

Slightly fixed :)

Ha!! It'd have to find them first!! :lol:

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I dont have any balls because I cant ask out girls ;)

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I dont have any balls because I cant ask out girls ;)

As implied above... (8-p)

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My brother's cat (he is 14 so it's kind of my dad's and step mum's cat) is very nervous around people. Especially my dad as he tends to tease her.

You should never tease an animal because as bright as they can be they have a basic sense of fairness and distrust people or animals that do not play fair.

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My brother's cat (he is 14 so it's kind of my dad's and step mum's cat) is very nervous around people. Especially my dad as he tends to tease her.

You should never tease an animal because as bright as they can be they have a basic sense of fairness and distrust people or animals that do not play fair.


I have always made my cats work for their treats/food. Some would consider it teasing but as they always get what they work for in the end it is not teasing in the true sense.

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My cat always teased me for food. If she pushed it too far, I would suddenly run out of the room or scratch her.

I never was convinced who was master...

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My cat always teased me for food. If she pushed it too far, I would suddenly run out of the room or scratch her.

I never was convinced who was master...


why dont you use a newspaper to whack it on the head if it does wrong? then it would know who is master :shock:

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why dont you use a newspaper to whack it on the head if it does wrong? then it would know who is master :shock:

It hasn't done any wrong for just over a year. It's currently pushing up daffodils. Or maybe Tulips. They've not flowered yet so I'm not sure :?

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My cat always teased me for food. If she pushed it too far, I would suddenly run out of the room or scratch her.


:lol:

In his prime my cat would chase me around the house.

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sounds like there should be a cat program called "its me or the cat" theres a dog version where it shows foreign English familys who cant even train there pets properly and the pets "own" the owners, sad to see so many people cant even train and control a pet properly :roll:

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sad to see so many people cant even train and control a pet properly :roll:

To be fair, my pussy was a lot better trained than many people's children.

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theres a dog version where it shows foreign English familys who cant even train there pets properly


Foreign English? Please explain again?

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