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onemac
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:14 pm
Posts: 1598
Location: Right here...... Right now.......
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There's no way I'm going to 'fess up to wearing any of my mums clothes  Al
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Eternally optimistic in a 'glass half empty' sort of way....
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adidan
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:43 pm
Posts: 5048
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Bugger, I've forgotten what I came in here for....
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Fogmeister I ventured into Solitude but didn't really do much.
jonbwfc I was behind her in a queue today - but I wouldn't describe it as 'bushy'.
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F_A_F
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:52 pm
Posts: 266
Location: Truro
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reminds me of the old joke at skool: Q: have you ever been caught wearing your mom's pants?? A: Of course not! Q: Well you must be good at hiding it then 
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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Mom? MOM?! 
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm
Posts: 5836
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... when you start thinking that beer should be drunk slowly.
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
Posts: 6355
Location: IoW
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When your eight year old son says
"Dad, did they have televisions when you were eight?"
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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trigen_killer
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:37 pm
Posts: 835
Location: North Wales UK
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LOL  Yeah, but when we were young, beer was cheap enough to be drunk by the gallon.  I'll let you know what I think when I hit the big four-oh next year. _________________My lowest spec operational system- AT desktop case, 200W AT PSU, Jetway TX98B Socket 7, Intel Pentium 75Mhz, 2x16MB EDO RAM, 270MB Quantum Maverick HDD, ATI Rage II+ graphics, Soundblaster 16 CT2230, MS-DOS/Win 3.11 My Flickr
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Geiseric
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:35 pm
Posts: 1657
Location: Ipswich
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When you have to get the kids to tie your shoelaces........
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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It's not that bad, honest!  LOL at the responses on here, great thread _________________Still the official cheeky one 
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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when bending over to pick up a box of plants puts your back out for 2 weeks
you strain your neck just turning your head
the hairdresser kindly points out the grey hair coming through
I could go on....
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big_D
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm
Posts: 10691
Location: Bramsche
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Your girlfriend keeps patting you on your "helicopter landing pad" on your head! 
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"Do you know what this is? Hmm? No, I can see you do not. You have that vacant look in your eyes, which says hold my head to your ear, you will hear the sea!" - Londo Molari
Executive Producer No Agenda Show 246
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forquare1
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 5157
Location: /dev/tty0
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Hmmm, there is something wrong with me, as those points seem all to familiar... I'll add: When you put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge When you can't find something because your holding onto it When you start calling every one around you "the youth of today"
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onemac
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:14 pm
Posts: 1598
Location: Right here...... Right now.......
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When you start each sentence with "Now, what was I doing?".
Al
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Eternally optimistic in a 'glass half empty' sort of way....
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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My brain pre-empts me setting the bowl in the sink when I'm done and carries out said function with the milk carton sometmes, all while I'm holding the new bowl of cereal - I don't like mornings _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
Posts: 7935
Location: Manchester.
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When the young people in town centres who hand out leaflets for night clubs, (do they still call them that?) walk away from you.
Most of the other signs I know of are way too depressing for this place...
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise
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