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I have a bodyguard in reallife, hes from bangladesh :lol:

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There’s always the girlies of the Chinese Army to look after you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vA4T1wfJLE

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Steven Seagal is a bloated mess these days but I guess he could soak up a few bullets if you were shot at!


Have you not seen Kill Switch? He's still one scary mother ******! I can take violent films, love em! But in this movie I actually hid behind my fingers the violence was that bad.


I can't believe anyone would rent a Steven Seagal film these days. Under Siege 1 and 2 were OK but since that....no way. You only really need Wesley Snipes off your list anyway!


It was on Sky movies last week and as I was off and aloud to stay up late I watched it. To be honest there was that much action in the first few minutes it got me hooked. Plus he'd written it and I was intrigued. He's still got it if you ask me!

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...aloud to stay up late...


Not past your 7 o' clock bedtime?!

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Jet Li, Vin Diesel, with David Cameron as a human shield.

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Or how about Danny DeVito, Warwick Davis, Kenny Baker, Vern Troyer and Hervé Villechaize.

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Admitting that you are that short then? ;)

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assuming they have to be real people..
5 people from the SAS and SBS, fully armed and ready to ruck :twisted:

My choice as well.

Though second would be

Cheryl Cole (in case we are in a night club, plus eye candy)
McGyver (will get us out of trouble if all goes wrong)
Obiwan Kenobi (handy in fight, and mind control to avoid trouble in the first place)
Steven Seagall ("Hard to Kill, he is impossible to kill unlike his opponents who are incredibly easy to kill" Barry Norman, though alternate body shield.
Christian Bale (either as Batman or foul mouthed actor)

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So who would you pick to be your bodyguards? Once we've saturated that question someone else can pick one.

I answered the "who would you want on your side in a bar fight" question on facebook. I picked:
Bruce Lee, Ichigo Kurasaki, The Predator, John Rambo and Mad-Eye Moody.
With hind sight, I'd swap Ichigo for Kenpachi Zaraki.

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What about those two cross dressing cage fighters?

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What about those two cross dressing cage fighters?

And the other three? Three more cross dressing cage fighters? :D

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...aloud to stay up late...


Not past your 7 o' clock bedtime?!


No I'm an adult now and can stay up until whatever time I want but on work days I try to get to bed by midnight :P

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New week, new question.

Someone else can choose :)

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There’s always the girlies of the Chinese Army to look after you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vA4T1wfJLE


New week, new question, but I still have to comment on that vid. :shock:

I'd have to inspect each one of them personally to see if they were up to the job. :lol:

Love the boots.

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New week, new question.

Someone else can choose :)


I am so tempted to ask what peoples favourite days of the week, (not weekend!) are. in order and explanations please... but that would probably be too silly, even for this place ;)

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