I'll be cooking something with a lot of wine on Saturday, as I often do. When told to add wine, I ask not to what... *slurp*.
That cancer is a real downer. I think everyone expected him to go in some bizarre drunken kitchen accident involving a blow torch and a large flambé. I guess this way he was prepared, and they say he had a fine last meal.
Makes you wonder if a pension is worth it, all these good people dying before they ever get to claim

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