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trigen_killer
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:37 pm
Posts: 835
Location: North Wales UK
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 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_ScalePersonally, I prefer the Odd-Squad guide to poo. THE ODD SQUAD GUIDE TO POO. 1. THE FIRE BALL:hot and painful may singe bottom hairs! 2. THE VEGGIE:looks and smells just like a veggie burger! 3. THE SWEETCORN:most colourful and attractive! 4. THE STICKY:sticks to hairs requires hours of wiping! 5. THE CHOP OFF:poo is stopped half way due to phone ringing etc! 6. THE STEAMY HEAPY: will never flush! 7. THE JAGGY:caused by eating too many crisps may result in surgery! 8. THE FIREHOSE:mainly water based. creates huge mess! 9. THE POPPETS:comes out like machine gun bullets! 10. THE BLIP:small causes big splash! 11. THE SLIPPY:slips out in one swift movement requires no wiping! 12. THE CROQUETTES:crispy on the outside with a light puffy centre! 13. THE STINKER:reeks so bad that even you dont recognise the smell! 14. THE NEVER ENDING STORY:an amazing achievement. may need to stand to accomplish full length! There is also an Odd-Squad guide to Christmas poo out there as well!
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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We must be the normal ones then! hehe _________________Still the official cheeky one 
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timark_uk
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm
Posts: 12143
Location: Belfast
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Oh boy, I thought this thread was going to be about the floaters you sometimes get in your eyes, not about a bunch of people talking sh*t.
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HeatherKay
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm
Posts: 7262
Location: Here, but not all there.
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This is really a thread that belongs in the Random Sh*t thread, surely?
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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The oldies are the goodies! Sh*ite jokes I mean not old floaters....
I'll get my coat, it's that time of daya again yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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snowyweston
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:28 pm
Posts: 851
Location: EC1 Baby!
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Scatology, Endoscopes, Colonics, Coprophilia... none of these are off limits in my social circle.
In truth, they are quite a prominent feature in our discussions & japes, and it's not like the line is drawn there either. (as it is, there is no line)
Does that make me and my mates wrong'uns? I wouldn't say so. But then I guess I would say that. Judge if you will.
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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:14 pm
Posts: 5664
Location: Scotland
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Ill assume snowys friends would have to be very eccentric  _________________
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm
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So long as you don't dish out a Cleveland Steamer in the pub, I'd say you're all normal 
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
Posts: 7935
Location: Manchester.
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Still using the outdoor lavvy, Caz?  :etc: _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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_________________Still the official cheeky one
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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Tragically, we still had an outdoor toilet in 1985, I kid you not _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm
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Location: Portsmouth
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When we moved into our old house, back in 1999 it had an outside loo.
We built an extension to turn it into an inside loo haha
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Linux_User
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 3:29 pm
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SImilarly when we moved into this house in 1996/7, it had an outside loo. We never used it and it got knocked down. There's still nothing where it used to stand. 
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
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Location: Portsmouth
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Ours wasn't a seperate structure, it was basically a room with the door facing out through the external wall instead of through an internal wall. A few months later and a little extension meant it was nice and usable! _________________
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm
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Location: behind the sofa
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I had an outside loo at my first digs at Uni. It was quite good if you were expecting a particularly smelly post-curry apocalypse, but I remember taping newspaper to the windows to stop it freezing in the winter.
Brr.
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