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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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A friend thought Boris Becker and Boris Johnson were the same person, and that Berlin was in Belgium. Yes, she's blonde. 
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am
Posts: 6954
Location: Peebo
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Sounds like Big Brother material if you ask me.
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When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum.
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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She has a degree in Marine Biology and will be going onto a masters next year.
Still gets confused between elbows and shoulders though.
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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Good job fish don't have shoulders or elbows then... or do they?
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big_D
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm
Posts: 10691
Location: Bramsche
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That is often a "problem" with experts, they know their subject inside out and they don't understand anything about life or topics outside their area of expertise...
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
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Location: Manchester.
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Yep... one of my favourite TV shows at the moment is The Big Bang Theory. If you haven't seen it yet, check it out. _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry I'll behave now. Promise 
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm
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_________________ He fights for the users.
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
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Today was a leap day.
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am
Posts: 6146
Location: Middle Earth
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Icelandic horses have 5 gears compared to a normal 4.
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm
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Location: Exeter
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Yesterday I discovered that tipping hot fat that's just come out of a 200C oven down ones front makes for some rather unpleasant blistering of the skin.
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"The woman is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma I've had sex with."
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
Posts: 6355
Location: IoW
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I knew a guy like that. A levels and S levels galore, then went on to get a couple of degrees. Last I heard he was running a nuclear power station. Despite all that, I wouldn't trust him to put a shelf up.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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big_D
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm
Posts: 10691
Location: Bramsche
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My mum worked for a guy, several degrees, absolute genius, when it came to geophysics and locating oil, but she had to sign all his cheques and he only managed to pass his driving test in his 40s - then went out and bought a Porsche and wrote it off at a track day a couple of weeks later...
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Executive Producer No Agenda Show 246
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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:14 pm
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Location: Scotland
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its good that he crashed on a track rather than public roads, there was a nasty porsche crash near me few years ago, idiot killed himself, he hit into 2 other cars I think, and he leaves a wife and baby fatherless _________________
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm
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Today I learned that an old house-mate is doing porridge for kiddy-fiddling.
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