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meal. He went to Tesco

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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of PIE he could find

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but dropped it and cried

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whilst the dogs ate his

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receipt so he couldn't claim

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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his expenses oh poor him ! </sarcasm>

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luckily a flying saucer came

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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have a hope in hell

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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of surviving the next cull

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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hearing this he cried "VELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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the darkest north of ENgland

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he ran to the nearest

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