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Reminds me of a girl who got her knee stuck in the school gate. The fire brigade had to free her too, under the eye of eight classrooms of laughing children that could see her from there.

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Quarterly IPRs, what fcuking genius came up with those? :x

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The latest singing sensation.

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That almost led me to smash up my hifi in despair it was that terrible.

Some of the comments are hilarious mind!

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That almost led me to smash up my hifi ...

noooo not the lovely shiny valves!!

I thought the video had a certain charm. Best viewed with no sound though. Or picture.

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Had a huge meal just before going to bed. Now I've woken up several hours too early with a stomach ache.

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Had pizza lunch with my Mum yesterday as I was WFH. £19.35 for 1 medium pizza and chicken wings. Today I get a text from same company saying special offer any sized pizza and 2 sides for £14.99. Offer ends 21.10.12.

Boo! And I don't want pizza again so soon!

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Tropical Storm John

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You need to watch till the end.

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Uni-cyclist falls nuts first onto a spiked fence.

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German Man Tries To Jump Into Frozen Pool

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Stone Parkour Fail ! Positively painful

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Had my articulated truck driving test today :( did brilliant until I clipped the kerb at the very last corner! :cry: failed :cry: if I hadn't mucked up that last corner I would of passed with 4 minors :cry:

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brataccas wrote:
if I hadn't mucked up that last corner I would of passed with 4 minors :cry:



Jimmy Savile would have been quite happy with that result.


Hope you have better luck next time

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I had a hospital appointment this morning, so only arrived at work within the last hour. All was fine and dandy, except there's no mugs left in the kitchen! I'm 98% powered by tea. This could be an issue...

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except there's no mugs left in the kitchen!


you're wearing one :cry:

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