I think you should be thankful that your Winnie the Pooh PJs were in the wash that day.

Channel 4.
It hacked Mission : Impossible 2 to bits tonight. (8+(

Mark

Nearly as badly as MI2 hacked the laws of physics.
Even in movie physics, Tom shoots a car's petrol tank = kablooey, yet somehow his motorbike laughs at bullets but then condescends to leak some petrol.

Yep. It was as if Michael Bay was consulted for it. (8+)

Mark

If Bay had done it, you know Tom's bike would've erupted into a fireball, hurling our hero miraculously clear and unmarked to the ground.

It did erupt in to a fireball, but only after it had collided with another in mid-air.
By which time Tom had already thrown himself clear.

Mark

Muggins here opened his big gob. Everyone loved my TV project which involved running a presentation (containing info like booking appointments, services at the surgery, health tips etc) on ubuntu on a Revo machine.

I then stated how it would be a good idea if the TV info was linked to some leaflets eg a few bullet points on TV about hayfever, and then a leaflet with more info about hayfever and how to self-manage. I'm now heading this project.

I then complained how the intranet was barely used and looked outdated. Everyone agreed and mentioned how they only really used it for referral forms. I mentioned how it could be redone to include stuff people wanted - like a "live"calendar so we know who's away etc, minutes of practice meetings etc. I get lumbered with this too.

Sometimes I should just shut up and keep the status quo.

Oh and my planned annual leave has been moved from end of Sept to beginning of Oct, which means I have to wait even longer for that proper break (first in 18 months).

I still want to know where I can get those tyres from! Nice high performance road tyres, that turn knobbly as soon as you hit a bit of dirt! Me want!

Those the tyres on the Triumph 959?

I wouldn't stand for that. What if you'd booked and paid for a holiday?

The issue is I asked the practice manager if it was okay to book off two weeks of annual leave and she said yes. She didn't check to see that one of the other doctors was off which is where the problem lies.

On both bikes, yes. The Triple had them as well.

Yeah I spotted that in the cinema.

I wasn't really interested in the film after that.

l3v1ck fail.

I just realised I didn't pack my swimming things for when I do my survival refresher when I get off the rig.
Now I've got to hope my flight isn't late so I can race from the heliport to Asda in Dyce before it shuts (10pm) on the day I get off.
I won't have time the next morning as the course starts early.