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I'd like to tell you a joke about a herb and a fish, but this isn't the thyme or the plaice.

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Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:17 am
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I haven't seen my friends in so long
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The wife told me to stop standing like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:52 am
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Going to see the physiotherapist soon. Great sense of humour, that girl... She's always pulling my leg!

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okenobi wrote:
John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
Sorry :roll:
I'll behave now.
Promise ;)


Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:26 pm
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An old man drove past me on a tractor this morning, and told me the end was nigh...

I think it was Farmer Gedden

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He'd been in the fields sowing wild oats and forgotten to zip up!!

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Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:57 pm
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Not a joke, as such, but this made me chuckle...

A mate recently posted on BookFace "Feeling sh1t"

Hi mother-in-law instantly replied "Well put it down and wash your hands, you dirty basterd!"

:lol:

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okenobi wrote:
John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
Sorry :roll:
I'll behave now.
Promise ;)


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