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Are these the 50 greatest film quotes of all time? 
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"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

Or "I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue!"

There's a serious lack of Kubrick among other things. No "I'm sorry Dave, i can't do that."? No "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."?


Not so much as a, 'Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.' :lol:

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*randomness* Four used to have a video games Ceefax page called Digitizer - it was as weird as everything else Four does, but funny with it. Their Die Hard game review contained the line, 'Hip hip hooray, mother dearest!' :lol:

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What about lifting off and nuking stuff from orbit? It's the only way to be sure you know.

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"Bond. James Bond."
Sean Connery in Dr No (1962)

Bollocks! The best Bond quote is from Goldfinger.
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James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

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What about lifting off and nuking stuff from orbit? It's the only way to be sure you know.

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

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*randomness* Four used to have a video games Ceefax page called Digitizer - it was as weird as everything else Four does, but funny with it. Their Die Hard game review contained the line, 'Hip hip hooray, mother dearest!' :lol:

Oh I used to love that. Man with the long chin, "I read you every day!". I believe the guy who did most of it went on to write scripts for Corrie.


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"Bond. James Bond."
Sean Connery in Dr No (1962)

Bollocks! The best Bond quote is from Goldfinger.
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James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

Plenty O’Toole: “Hi, I’m Plenty.”

James Bond: [looks at cleavage] “But of course you are.”

Edit: Connery was really a perv.

Pussy Galore: “My name is Pussy Galore.”

James Bond: [looks away, and smiles] “I must be dreaming.”

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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.


And not really a quote, more a small scene:

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

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Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


Let's face it, 'Airplane' probably has the most quotable lines of any film ever....


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All good above but there is something for everyone out there isn't there :)

Gordon's alive!

and you don't need me to tell you who and what in.

Not to mention any Steve Martin line in Dead men don't wear plaid.


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Say what again mother f*cker! I dare you, I double dare you.

Royale with cheese.

Who's motorcycle is that?
It's not a motorcycle it's a chopper.
Who's chopper is that?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby.

Don't worry, I won't laugh.
That's what I'm afraid of.

I'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

So many from Pulp Fiction.

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And of course I have to submit from Man On Fire:

Creasy: I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.

Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

Also:

Belloq: All your life has been spent in pursuit of archaeological relics. Inside the Ark are treasures beyond your wildest aspirations. You want to see it opened as well as I. Indiana, we are simply passing through history. This, this is history.

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