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Or you could stalk her mercilessly until she agrees to go out with you. Our nominate her for an ice bucket challenge. Or tell her to visit this forum, at which point she'll realise that she could do a lot worse and readily go out with you lol.

Sorry, not helping much so to paraphrase Jon, let it go, let it go... No, wait. Sorry, that's Frozen.

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Very true, tell her about Bratty ;)


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Lol!

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Very true, tell her about Bratty ;)


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Oh yeah, I forgot the "get her drunk and have your picture taken with her whilst she tries to remain upright" option.


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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Maybe look a bit further afield ;)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/11060282/Brazils-valley-of-beauties-appeals-for-single-men.html

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Very true, tell her about Bratty ;)


I almost have a gf now, shes American ;)

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TheFrenchun wrote:
Very true, tell her about Bratty ;)


I almost have a gf now, shes American ;)


Does she know she's almost your gf or are you still at the stalking stage? ;)

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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TheFrenchun wrote:
Very true, tell her about Bratty ;)


I almost have a gf now, shes American ;)

Porn actresses you wank to do not count as GFs ;)


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that would be illegal, shes not like that atall ;)

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that would be illegal, shes not like that atall ;)


She's a dwarf? ;)

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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that would be illegal, shes not like that atall ;)


Bratty, are you sure you're not being investigated by the CIA for weapons and explosives?

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that would be illegal, shes not like that atall ;)


Bratty, are you sure you're not being investigated by the CIA for weapons and explosives?


you mean traffic cops, I flew past them going 53mph in a 40mph road on wednesday, they didn't do anything or chase me. my bets are they didnt have any bomb disposal tools in the boot :lol:

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you mean traffic cops, I flew past them going 53mph in a 40mph road on wednesday, they didn't do anything or chase me. my bets are they didnt have any bomb disposal tools in the boot :lol:


Or your speedo is misreading by a significant degree, and they didn't feel it was sufficient to hassle you. ;)

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my speedo (not swim underwear) works just fine, I match it with the smiley face LED things that tell you how fast youre going, yellow and a happy face when u are not speeding, sad face and red when u go over 30, when I pass them they seem to be bipolar going from happy to sad or sad to happy in an instant :cry:

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Well I asked and she didn't say no she said she'd let me know. And then she didn't let me know :-(

Oh well


wtf is she blonde? you are highly intelligent and a truly genuine human for a male, it doesn't make sense to me her response :evil:

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She's a dwarf? ;)


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Lol!


so thats the end of this trying? everything is just back to normal now? the way it shouldnt be? :evil:

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