i had to laugh this morning when she came back with the tin,i prized open the lid and the sounds of birds and a gentle breeze through trees came out,the only thing that was really missing was black crows with shades on singing "hum bongo we drink it in the congo"

You actually let her go to a DIY store unattended.
You know they would have clocked her walking in an though "I know where we'll shift all that godawful paint to work experience bloke made by mistake"

i had no choice matey,for 2 reasons.
1. she has the day off today whilst i look after the pert breasted young lady thats work experiencing in the shop
2. im desperate to get my rigs back up and running and as im working i havnt had time to fetch any paint and wouldnt until friday when im off.

thats my excuse and im sticking to it.
seriously i didnt expect her to go from pale light green to fecking bright illuminous yellow (feck i hope illuminous is not another trick she has up her sleeve)
cheers spunky

christie???