Windows works for me. But I'd never recommend it to anybody else, ever.

The count will go up until they stop counting. That's the way counting works.

I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.

I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.