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A Polish Catholic priest has published a book which provides married couples with a theological and practical guide to spicing up their sex lives.

In the book that has been dubbed the "Catholic Kama Sutra", Father Knotz goes into graphic detail about a subject many in the Church consider taboo.

Well it made chuckle :D

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The "Catholic Kama Sutra" by Father Knotz :lol:

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The question should be would you take advice from a man who spells sex "seks"? ;) :lol: :roll:

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This priest is polishing what exactly..?

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JJW009 wrote:
This priest is polishing what exactly..?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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JJW009 wrote:
This priest is polishing what exactly..?


his purple bishop?

So how would a catholic priest bound by vow to be celibate advise people on something he should have no (or very little ) practicle knowledge?

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JJW009 wrote:
This priest is polishing what exactly..?


his purple bishop?

So how would a catholic priest bound by vow to be celibate advise people on something he should have no (or very little ) practicle knowledge?


Out of interest, did you actually read the article?

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JJW009 wrote:
This priest is polishing what exactly..?


his purple bishop?

So how would a catholic priest bound by vow to be celibate advise people on something he should have no (or very little ) practicle knowledge?


Out of interest, did you actually read the article?


I don't think he did, or he would have known that the knowledge was gained through counselling couples. ;) :roll:

I read it! 8-)

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Yes I did. :P

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Roger’s Profanisaurus once describes a priesthole as “a choirboy’s nipsy’. Viz on the money again. :D

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Yes I did. :P


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So how would a catholic priest bound by vow to be celibate advise people on something he should have no (or very little ) practicle knowledge?


That's the key word, I think, (althought it's mis-spelt ;) ) and a quick look at most Uni' lecturers would tell you that you don't need practical experience to give advice on a subject :P :roll:

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Yes I did. :P


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So how would a catholic priest bound by vow to be celibate advise people on something he should have no (or very little ) practicle knowledge?


That's the key word, I think, (althought it's mis-spelt ;) ) and a quick look at most Uni' lecturers would tell you that you don't need practical experience to give advice on a subject :P :roll:


I’m glad I was taught by people who were active in their fields then. Phew.

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