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| Author: | paulzolo [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Custody for noisy sex |
No, really: Clicky |
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| Author: | Danstevens [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Custody for noisy sex |
Errrrrm, lol. That's it really and I must say, congratulations on finding one of the weirdest news stories ever. |
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| Author: | l3v1ck [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Custody for noisy sex |
Didn't take her long. That asbo was only in the paper the other week. |
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| Author: | bish [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Custody for noisy sex |
I had Radio 1 on in the car on the way back home from work yesterday and I laughed my bum off I swear to God! I mean, okay it is a bit disgusting, I mean I heard my next door neigbors scream like they're getting raped or something during sex, it's rather disturbing! But still, higly hilarious! 
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| Author: | PaulKey [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Custody for noisy sex |
I'm guessing she will be released on May 5th. Wonder whether she will have learnt her lesson..... |
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| Author: | finlay666 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:11 pm ] | |||||||||
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Go ring their doorbell while they are doing the nasty
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| Author: | eddie543 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:59 pm ] | |||||||||
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Oh sorry about that...  
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| Author: | John_Vella [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:03 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Yeah, sorry about that...       And on that note, I'm going home! See you later everyone! * runs like the wind * |
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| Author: | snowyweston [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:35 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Custody for noisy sex | ||||||||||||||||||
Yeah because the curiousity of who's at the door would be so great it would stop me when I was balls deep...
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| Author: | JJW009 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:55 pm ] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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I've answered the phone half way through. I had to, because I was on-call. Turned out to be an old mate, so I said "can I call you back, I'm kinda in the middle of something" My ex used to joke I was a company whore, because they were paying me while I was busy attending to other matters As always, there's an XKCD for this. 
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| Author: | finlay666 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:10 pm ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Custody for noisy sex | |||||||||
If it's enough of a distraction it will do the trick. I know if my parents were at the door I would stop having sex...... |
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| Author: | paulzolo [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:36 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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As long as they don’t leave you some tea and biscuits on the bedside table while you were busy... |
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| Author: | finlay666 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:33 pm ] | |||||||||
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Haha I meant front door, don't live with my folks atm (will for final year to finish my degree then moving out again though) ... and I wouldn't get 'busy' while they were there when my gf will have a flat then
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| Author: | big_D [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Custody for noisy sex |
*knock, knock* on bedroom door... Ooops.... "Mum, mum, can I come in?" "No, I'll be out in a minute." "Mum, but I want to see you!" "No, really, you don't! I'll be out in a minute!" I had a fit of the giggles when my girlfriend's daughter did that! 
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| Author: | gavomatic57 [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Custody for noisy sex |
Speaking of giggles, that cartoon is awesome! Elliptical reflector dish! hehe! |
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