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Errrrrm, lol. That's it really and I must say, congratulations on finding one of the weirdest news stories ever.

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Didn't take her long. That asbo was only in the paper the other week.

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I had Radio 1 on in the car on the way back home from work yesterday and I laughed my bum off I swear to God!

I mean, okay it is a bit disgusting, I mean I heard my next door neigbors scream like they're getting raped or something during sex, it's rather disturbing!

But still, higly hilarious! :lol:

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I'm guessing she will be released on May 5th. Wonder whether she will have learnt her lesson.....


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I mean I heard my next door neigbors scream like they're getting raped or something during sex, it's rather disturbing!


Go ring their doorbell while they are doing the nasty :lol:

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I mean I heard my next door neigbors scream like they're getting raped or something during sex, it's rather disturbing!

Oh sorry about that... :twisted: ;)


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I mean I heard my next door neigbors scream like they're getting raped or something during sex, it's rather disturbing!

Oh sorry about that... :twisted: ;)


Yeah, sorry about that... ;) :shock: :lol: :roll: :? :oops: :P :mrgreen:

And on that note, I'm going home! See you later everyone!

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bish wrote:
I mean I heard my next door neigbors scream like they're getting raped or something during sex, it's rather disturbing!


Go ring their doorbell while they are doing the nasty :lol:

Yeah because the curiousity of who's at the door would be so great it would stop me when I was balls deep... :roll: :?


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bish wrote:
I mean I heard my next door neigbors scream like they're getting raped or something during sex, it's rather disturbing!


Go ring their doorbell while they are doing the nasty :lol:

Yeah because the curiousity of who's at the door would be so great it would stop me when I was balls deep... :roll: :?


I've answered the phone half way through. I had to, because I was on-call. Turned out to be an old mate, so I said "can I call you back, I'm kinda in the middle of something" :?

My ex used to joke I was a company whore, because they were paying me while I was busy attending to other matters :lol:

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Yeah because the curiousity of who's at the door would be so great it would stop me when I was balls deep... :roll: :?


If it's enough of a distraction it will do the trick.

I know if my parents were at the door I would stop having sex......

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Yeah because the curiousity of who's at the door would be so great it would stop me when I was balls deep... :roll: :?


If it's enough of a distraction it will do the trick.

I know if my parents were at the door I would stop having sex......


As long as they don’t leave you some tea and biscuits on the bedside table while you were busy...

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As long as they don’t leave you some tea and biscuits on the bedside table while you were busy...


Haha

I meant front door, don't live with my folks atm (will for final year to finish my degree then moving out again though) ... and I wouldn't get 'busy' while they were there when my gf will have a flat then :lol:

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*knock, knock* on bedroom door...

Ooops....

"Mum, mum, can I come in?"

"No, I'll be out in a minute."

"Mum, but I want to see you!"

"No, really, you don't! I'll be out in a minute!"

I had a fit of the giggles when my girlfriend's daughter did that! :D

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