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It reminds me of a birthday card I got a few years ago.
The picture on the front was a man stranded on the roof of his house by a flood.
A row boat came along, but he waved it away saying "No, God will save me"
A helicopter came along, but he waved it away saying "No, God will save me"
A motor boat came along, but he waved it away saying "No, God will save me"

He died

The punchline inside the card was set at the pearly gates with the man talking to God.
Man "Why didn't you save me?"
God "I sent two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want."

I see the same stupidity in this case. Since when did Christians, even American ones, believe that doctors shouldn't be called when people are sick?

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l3v1ck wrote:
It reminds me of a birthday card I got a few years ago.
The picture on the front was a man stranded on the roof of his house by a flood.
A row boat came along, but he waved it away saying "No, God will save me"
A helicopter came along, but he waved it away saying "No, God will save me"
A motor boat came along, but he waved it away saying "No, God will save me"

He died

The punchline inside the card was set at the pearly gates with the man talking to God.
Man "Why didn't you save me?"
God "I sent two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want."

I see the same stupidity in this case. Since when did Christians, even American ones, believe that doctors shouldn't be called when people are sick?


Hey... that's kinda familiar...

JJW009, a mere page before wrote:
It reminds me of a "joke" which I really like:

A man is trapped on a cliff face with the waves crashing beneath, and he prays to God to save him.

A boat comes along, and the captain calls to him - "Jump down, we'll rescue you!". The man replies "It's OK, I have faith - God will save me!"
A helicopter comes along and they throw him a line, but he says "It's OK, I have faith - God will save me!"
A hot air balloon comes along side and the occupants offer their assistance. The man says "It's OK, I have faith - God will save me!"

After many hours, the man falls and is dashed to pieces against the rocks. He ascends to heaven where he meets his maker.

He asks; "God, I'm a religious man and I prayed - why did you not save me?"

God replies; "I sent you a boat, a helicopter and a balloon. What the f*ck more did you want from me?!"

If you believe in God, then believe that he works through the hands of good doctors who dedicate their lives to helping others.



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